Went to the tumblr HQ a few days ago. This big guy had just signed their billion $$$ acquisition. Here’s me and & ceo of Tumblr Tommypom, making business & closing deals
At a Women’s H&M. There r like ten ladies waiting for me 2 finish this selfie b4 crossing the magic between the phone & this mirror
how old are u hot sugar

barely legal

When I was 13 this thing changed my life. Looking at this box reminds me of the first time I ever felt powerful. I recorded every single thing in my room, even though I didnt know anything back then. I felt like when Harry Potter first got his wand
*single tear rolls down my soft cool cheek*
nick cage and his son…
by @_lashington_

If you want to be on my next album:

make a video of urself *blowing a bubble w/ bubblegum til it pops* or *crushing a beer can on ur head* & send the link 2 HotSugarmgmt@gmail.com 

I think I got hit by your dick waterbottle at that danny brown show;[

you mean a few weeks ago? FUCK! Have you managed to recover yet??

You’re only like the 60th person to claim they were hit by that 1 closed, plastic bottle, but man do i feel sorry for you.

Did it hit you first, or did you watch it bounce back and forth across the crowd, from face to face, terrorizing a crowd of 1,200, before it attacked you personally.

Had no idea how magical the bottle was. Either that or you’re all desperate to be part of a story and you’d rather not take credit for being in a misogynistic crowd that chanted “suck his dick” to a girl in unison*

 

*until that bottle silenced all 1200 of you